April 15th, 2014

Today (Talking Back At The TV)

Question:  What annoys you most about the opposite sex?
Me (a male): Nothing.
Follow up question:  Does anything about women annoy you?
Me: No.  Although specific behaviors at certain times of certain individuals of any sex/gender/personality/sexual orientation do.

Me:  You didn't ask what i find annoying about my own sex/gender/sexual orientation.
Question: Well?
Me:  When i hear a guy say about a "significant other": "I love her to death," i can almost always tell that he is talking about hers
rather than his.