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December 26th, 2009

Dianne's gift


GEARFUSE » “Nun”chuks

Perhaps the brightest spot of Dianne's hospital Christmas was a pair of Nun chuks.  Imitation nunchuckos resembling nuns, joined at the heads by a chain (unlike the picture, these nuns were beardless and in an attitude of prayer).  The best part of the gift was the instruction booklet.  These work best as weapons when they can be used to frighten miscreant parochial school alumni into discipline and good behavior.  Before the owner is allowed to use them, she must pass a Nun Aptitude Test. :>)

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